NBA
OKC (-2) vs MIN (WINNER)
If you haven’t seen the Minnesota Timberwolves play basketball yet this season, don’t pick tonight to start. They suck. At times it’s hard to tell whether it’s Andrew Wiggins or Helen Keller trying to put the ball in the hoop. They are up against a Thunder team that is red hot ranking top 5 in points scored and wins over the past two months. Banana boat Chris Paul is back and orchestrating this team like a young Johann Sebastian Bach. This is the 2nd half of a back to back for both teams which shouldn’t play too much of a factor being that the season is only half way over. These two teams played less than two weeks ago, also in Minneapolis where the Thunder won by 13. Until they can prove that they know the point of the game is to put the ball in the hoop, NEVER bet on the Timberwolves.
DAL (+5) vs UTAH (PUSH)
Luka Doncic, Kristaps Porzingis and Dirk Nowitzki, the Mavericks sure owe Europe a big thank you. This one is going to remind us of the Axis powers vs the Allied powers. With Luka being a top 3 MVP candidate all year, and the Unicorn coming into his own, it would be hard to bet against the Mavericks. The Jazz have been a very good team this year as well but with 5 points, give me Luka. The X-factor of this game will be Joe Ingles. If he scores 40 or more points, the Jazz will win. If not, it’s a Mavericks lock.
LAL (-4) vs PHI (LOSS)
17 points. That’s what LeBron James needs to pass Kobe Bryant for 3rd on the all time scoring list. He’s going to get that and a lot more. He is going to want to make the most out of this historic night and absolute demolish identity-less 76ers. Ever since Tobias Harris and Boban Marjanovic split up, things just haven’t been the same in the city of brotherly love. For that I will advocate for the Sixers to trade with the Mavericks to get Boban back on the team. Boban for Embiid, who says no? #BringBackBoban
NCAAB
BAY (+2) vs FL (WINNER)
If you like value bets, this is the bet for you. We are looking at a Baylor team that is ranked #1 in the country for college hoops, going up against a Florida team that is unranked. This along with the fact that we are given 2 points on top of it? Hammer it.
GONZ (-20.5) vs PAC (WINNER)
Gonzaga is the big brother in their conference and they absolutely man handle every single team they play. The fact that I couldn’t tell you where Pacific is, should be all that you need to know about how good their basketball team is. I don’t know if you have ever seen bears try to hump a doorknob but that’s the best visual I can give you at the moment to represent how Pacific looks on the court. Gonzaga will not only win by 20 points, but will win by over 30. Mark it down.
DAY (-6.5) vs RICH (WINNER)
Fly high baby. Fly high.
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OVERALL
RECORD
4-1-1
$5 per Bet Profits
$14.29
$100 per Bet Profits
$285.71
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